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callmeoutis:

you should read good omens because one of the characters is canonically a homoromantic asexual angel who likes sleight of hand tricks even though he is literally magic

The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready.
Helen Mirren (via jepeuxparleranglais)

melkior:

send hELP

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

nataliaromanoua:

"captain america: the winter soldier", or as i like to call it "death would be kinder"

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

sodigress:

marquisesassfang:

We can all guess who I identify with in this gif set.

#putting the cute in executed

were-friends-now-that-ive:

linzeestyle:

scallawag:

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RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.

^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^