you should read good omens because one of the characters is canonically a homoromantic asexual angel who likes sleight of hand tricks even though he is literally magic
|—||Helen Mirren (via jepeuxparleranglais)|
everything about this is pure gold.
"captain america: the winter soldier", or as i like to call it "death would be kinder"
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
We can all guess who I identify with in this gif set.
RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.
^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^